1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,691 I win! 4 00:01:48,108 --> 00:01:51,362 You lost again. Hand over that rooster! 5 00:01:51,570 --> 00:01:55,407 No! No! I live for this rooster. 6 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:59,161 I knew this old guy was a cheat. 7 00:01:59,370 --> 00:02:01,038 Can't we just give him a break? 8 00:02:01,246 --> 00:02:03,248 Let's cripple him and toss him on the street! 9 00:02:08,671 --> 00:02:10,798 I'm dead! 10 00:02:11,465 --> 00:02:14,635 I'm looking for Fat Tang. 11 00:03:15,529 --> 00:03:16,905 Who is it? 12 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:20,409 Ghost! 13 00:03:24,079 --> 00:03:25,581 Don't let him escape! 14 00:03:26,832 --> 00:03:28,417 Catch him! 15 00:04:00,407 --> 00:04:02,034 Who are you? 16 00:04:02,451 --> 00:04:05,370 Duke Shou T'ing Hou. 17 00:04:08,540 --> 00:04:09,958 A pig! 18 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:18,801 Out of the way! I'm the butcher! 19 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,614 Is it dead? 20 00:04:44,118 --> 00:04:46,078 You killed my pig... 21 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,788 ...so pay for its meat! 22 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:50,791 Pay UP! 23 00:05:30,414 --> 00:05:31,456 DESIRE 24 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,626 Five... 25 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,587 ...ten... 26 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:37,754 ...25... 27 00:05:37,963 --> 00:05:39,339 ...30... 28 00:05:39,548 --> 00:05:41,300 ...80... 29 00:05:41,508 --> 00:05:43,802 ...100. This hundred will get me in. 30 00:05:44,970 --> 00:05:46,138 Just get in. 31 00:05:46,513 --> 00:05:48,348 One hundred? 32 00:05:48,557 --> 00:05:51,351 Where are you going, little 100? 33 00:05:54,688 --> 00:05:59,818 I got you, you little 100. 34 00:06:13,957 --> 00:06:16,793 With this 100... 35 00:06:17,002 --> 00:06:20,130 ...Madam Mei and I'll be together at last. 36 00:06:20,797 --> 00:06:22,758 SIX MONTHS EARLIER 37 00:06:36,104 --> 00:06:37,731 Wind! 38 00:06:37,940 --> 00:06:40,359 Blow out my lantern if you dare! 39 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:09,925 Who is that? Who's there? 40 00:09:12,052 --> 00:09:15,931 Chunge, you idiot! Get lost! 41 00:09:16,139 --> 00:09:19,017 You say get lost, I say go eat 42 00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:20,769 Let's go eat. 43 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:22,729 To hell with that! 44 00:09:22,979 --> 00:09:24,773 Pick those up. 45 00:09:27,401 --> 00:09:29,986 Hey, Chopper. 46 00:09:30,404 --> 00:09:32,572 New clothes? 47 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,282 (Shopper's got new clothes 48 00:09:34,491 --> 00:09:36,201 Getting married today? 49 00:09:40,664 --> 00:09:43,917 Where does the lucky lady live? 50 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:48,130 -The House of a Thousand Flowers. -A thousand flowers-- 51 00:09:48,338 --> 00:09:51,466 The House of a Thousand Flowers? Chopper, you can't go there. 52 00:09:51,675 --> 00:09:54,719 -Why not? -That place ain't for people like us. 53 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:56,138 Let me pass. Move! 54 00:09:56,346 --> 00:09:57,389 -No way! -Move! 55 00:09:57,597 --> 00:09:58,974 -Don't go! -Move! 56 00:09:59,182 --> 00:10:02,644 You can't go! Unless it's over my dead body! 57 00:10:07,649 --> 00:10:10,485 You were rich when you arrived... 58 00:10:10,986 --> 00:10:14,281 ...but now you leave a penniless wretch. 59 00:10:14,489 --> 00:10:17,200 The lady has a price, but so does your health. 60 00:10:17,409 --> 00:10:19,369 An early death, an early reincarnation. 61 00:10:19,578 --> 00:10:22,372 If, in your next life, you return as a woman... 62 00:10:22,581 --> 00:10:23,748 “some here to find me. 63 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:27,002 And earn your money back under my roof. 64 00:10:27,210 --> 00:10:33,383 Everyone was born with a purpose. I'll have my chance. 65 00:10:45,312 --> 00:10:49,774 Hey, isn't that the butcher? 66 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:51,943 I'm looking for Ma... 67 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:55,071 Looking for your ma? She's at home. 68 00:10:55,489 --> 00:10:58,116 I'm looking for Madam Mei. 69 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:04,915 -Who? -I'm looking for Madam Mei. 70 00:11:06,124 --> 00:11:07,501 I'm looking for-- 71 00:11:07,709 --> 00:11:08,752 I'm looking-- 72 00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:10,170 I'm-- 73 00:11:14,424 --> 00:11:18,512 I know Madam Mei will cost a fortune. 74 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:27,646 But I have money, lots of money! 75 00:11:27,854 --> 00:11:32,234 Your hard-earned butchering scraps... 76 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:34,819 ...aren't even enough to greet her. 77 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,114 Go find a woman who loves pork. 78 00:11:38,323 --> 00:11:40,075 You'll make a great couple. 79 00:11:40,784 --> 00:11:42,536 Get lost! 80 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:46,623 You say get lost, I say go eat 81 00:11:46,831 --> 00:11:49,167 ls a butcher's money not real money? 82 00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:50,585 I want to see Madam Mei! 83 00:12:35,839 --> 00:12:39,759 Madam has been waiting for you, sir. 84 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:43,221 Please go upstairs. 85 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:48,602 The money is all mine. 86 00:13:20,008 --> 00:13:21,468 Madam Mei! 87 00:13:25,555 --> 00:13:27,557 Madam Mei! 88 00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,017 Don't move. 89 00:13:29,517 --> 00:13:30,560 Hold still. 90 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:35,190 Is this the House of a Thousand Flowers? Where is Madam Mei? 91 00:13:35,398 --> 00:13:36,941 You don't remember anything? 92 00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:39,194 There was a big bearded man. 93 00:13:40,612 --> 00:13:41,738 You... 94 00:14:04,386 --> 00:14:05,553 Got it? 95 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:08,056 Big Beard! 96 00:14:08,264 --> 00:14:11,893 I'm gonna chop him into pieces! 97 00:14:12,102 --> 00:14:13,353 Chopper! 98 00:14:13,561 --> 00:14:14,604 I must kill Big Beard! 99 00:14:14,813 --> 00:14:15,939 No, you dare not. 100 00:14:16,147 --> 00:14:19,651 -What do you mean? -Going over there is suicide. 101 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:23,196 You only know how to butcher pigs. You have no swordsmanship. 102 00:14:23,905 --> 00:14:26,074 What do you mean, swordsmanship? 103 00:14:26,282 --> 00:14:27,826 Like: 104 00:14:40,130 --> 00:14:42,424 To hell with swordsmanship! 105 00:15:32,015 --> 00:15:34,476 Chopper! 106 00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:37,645 Die in peace. 107 00:15:37,854 --> 00:15:40,648 I'll handle your funeral. 108 00:15:41,399 --> 00:15:44,277 Boss, he's not worth it. 109 00:15:45,069 --> 00:15:46,279 Please spare him. 110 00:15:49,699 --> 00:15:53,244 Chopper, just hold on a little longer. 111 00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,371 His swordsmanship is good. 112 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:57,248 It'll be over in the blink of an eye. 113 00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:00,210 The wound on your neck won't be bigger than a bowl. 114 00:16:00,418 --> 00:16:04,297 Let's have a meal in your next life. 115 00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:16,100 Boss, Madam Mei won't want to see this. 116 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:20,897 Won't killing him just dirty your precious sword? 117 00:16:21,356 --> 00:16:24,192 You. Strip. 118 00:16:25,693 --> 00:16:27,695 Not your clothes. His. 119 00:16:42,085 --> 00:16:44,712 I only kill people, not pigs. 120 00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:08,403 Have you eaten? Not yet? Go home and eat 121 00:17:08,611 --> 00:17:09,487 Just go eat 122 00:17:09,988 --> 00:17:13,616 Have you eaten? Not yet? Go home and eat 123 00:17:13,825 --> 00:17:15,034 Just go eat 124 00:17:15,243 --> 00:17:16,995 This is not your place 125 00:17:17,203 --> 00:17:19,038 Go wherever it suits you 126 00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:21,291 Don't lose face 127 00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:24,085 For the sake of your parents 128 00:17:24,294 --> 00:17:26,254 You see me, but you don't call out 129 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:29,090 Can't you find your direction? 130 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:30,800 Do you still remember me? 131 00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:33,303 Do you still remember What your name is? 132 00:17:33,845 --> 00:17:35,722 I despise you and you're doomed 133 00:17:35,930 --> 00:17:38,057 Your life is over 134 00:17:38,266 --> 00:17:40,768 Just leave, never come back 135 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:44,564 Never let me see your face again Get lost 136 00:17:44,772 --> 00:17:46,900 Get out of my sight You've got three seconds 137 00:17:47,108 --> 00:17:48,192 Just get out of my face 138 00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,778 Or I will punch you out 139 00:17:50,987 --> 00:17:53,656 And you'll never forget what I just said 140 00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:17,680 Madam Mei! 141 00:18:17,889 --> 00:18:22,310 You'll never see me again! 142 00:18:33,571 --> 00:18:35,573 Chopper! 143 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,911 Don't! 144 00:18:45,875 --> 00:18:48,670 Why did you push me down? 145 00:18:51,214 --> 00:18:55,343 Chopper. I'm scared of heights. 146 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:08,731 Chunge! Chunge! 147 00:19:09,941 --> 00:19:11,859 Chopper. 148 00:19:13,319 --> 00:19:16,489 Chopper. I'm here. 149 00:19:21,786 --> 00:19:24,622 My head is stuck! 150 00:19:42,557 --> 00:19:44,934 Wow, what a sharp cleaver! 151 00:19:45,143 --> 00:19:50,023 Be careful. Pull! 152 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,490 Cleaver! Cleaver! 153 00:20:00,450 --> 00:20:02,910 What do you want this cleaver for? 154 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:06,706 Kill-- To kill Big Beard. 155 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:11,753 This cleaver is not for killing people. 156 00:20:11,961 --> 00:20:15,298 Give me that cleaver. 157 00:20:15,840 --> 00:20:18,259 You want it? 158 00:20:18,468 --> 00:20:21,846 First, let me tell you its story. 159 00:20:26,309 --> 00:20:27,477 VENGEANCE 160 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:34,275 Scum! At least he's still alive. 161 00:20:34,817 --> 00:20:39,197 The venom has made him mute. 162 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:41,157 Be grateful. 163 00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,618 Master has saved your life. 164 00:20:44,035 --> 00:20:49,165 Oh no, another useless burden. 165 00:20:49,373 --> 00:20:52,001 Master, this beggar may be young... 166 00:20:52,210 --> 00:20:53,586 ...but he has suffered a lot. 167 00:20:53,795 --> 00:20:55,963 Now he's a mute. Please let him go. 168 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:57,590 How about I let you go? 169 00:20:57,799 --> 00:20:58,716 Bring the accounts book. 170 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:02,553 Burglary. He should pay for his crime. 171 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:05,014 Twenty porcelain plates... 172 00:21:05,223 --> 00:21:08,101 ...13 bowls, three wine vats, eight clay pots... 173 00:21:08,309 --> 00:21:11,813 ...one snake, two hens, a rope of garlic, 580 pepper kernels. 174 00:21:12,021 --> 00:21:14,273 His sentence, five months as a kitchen servant. 175 00:21:38,631 --> 00:21:41,968 Do you want to be a chef or a street performer? 176 00:22:16,127 --> 00:22:17,753 Wait! 177 00:22:17,962 --> 00:22:19,630 It's still edible. 178 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:23,134 Don't waste good food. 179 00:22:23,342 --> 00:22:25,094 Stop laughing. 180 00:22:25,303 --> 00:22:28,806 A bunch of useless idiots! 181 00:22:29,015 --> 00:22:31,225 Only worth scolding. 182 00:22:31,434 --> 00:22:33,561 I'm yelling because I want to help you. 183 00:22:33,769 --> 00:22:37,899 So that you don't ruin South Beauty. 184 00:22:40,151 --> 00:22:43,946 You're always making me worry about you. 185 00:22:44,739 --> 00:22:46,324 And you, brat. 186 00:22:49,118 --> 00:22:52,330 What are you looking at? Get lost! 187 00:23:05,343 --> 00:23:07,720 Troublemaker! 188 00:23:15,061 --> 00:23:17,230 Don't worry. I've got your back. 189 00:23:36,374 --> 00:23:39,210 Mute. Close the door! 190 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:50,388 Sir, we're closed. 191 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:52,348 Let's go! 192 00:23:55,017 --> 00:23:57,311 Are they here to arrest somebody? 193 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,150 Maybe you were seen two days ago stealing from the blind fortune teller. 194 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,361 No way! A ghost must have reported you... 195 00:24:05,569 --> 00:24:08,030 ...for sleeping with his widow. 196 00:24:09,240 --> 00:24:11,534 Honorable guests, welcome. 197 00:24:11,742 --> 00:24:14,954 We serve steamed bear's paws, steamed deer's tails... 198 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:17,373 ...roasted duck, roasted spring chicken, roasted- 199 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:20,084 You don't like those dishes? 200 00:24:20,293 --> 00:24:23,379 Also red meatballs, white meatballs, fried meatballs... 201 00:24:23,587 --> 00:24:25,214 ...egg meatballs, three flavor meatballs, four delights-- 202 00:24:25,423 --> 00:24:26,382 Shut up! 203 00:24:31,637 --> 00:24:36,309 Which one of you is Big Eight Chef? 204 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:38,352 I am. 205 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:48,696 Royal butler, His Excellency Eunuch Liu... 206 00:24:48,904 --> 00:24:52,074 ...will arrive here on August 15th. 207 00:24:52,283 --> 00:24:55,911 He only eats the best food... 208 00:24:56,412 --> 00:24:58,873 ...and he wishes to try your famous Eight Courses. 209 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:02,168 This is a great honor for you. 210 00:25:05,504 --> 00:25:08,924 Even think of running... 211 00:25:09,342 --> 00:25:15,139 ...and you'll all be killed. 212 00:25:15,348 --> 00:25:20,269 The danger of being such a famous restaurant is... 213 00:25:20,644 --> 00:25:23,397 ...that you attract the likes of the brutal Eunuch Liu. 214 00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:28,277 Many chefs have died by his hand... 215 00:25:29,111 --> 00:25:33,908 ...for serving food not to his liking. 216 00:25:34,116 --> 00:25:38,829 I fear South Beauty is surely doomed. 217 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:42,458 I must quickly find a successor... 218 00:25:42,666 --> 00:25:44,460 ...so that if I am killed... 219 00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:49,548 ...the secret of the Eight Courses won't be lost. 220 00:25:58,516 --> 00:26:00,476 Brother Cheng, have you seen my spatula? 221 00:26:00,684 --> 00:26:03,020 -What? -I said, where's my spatula? 222 00:26:03,229 --> 00:26:07,858 I don't know, but I do know that your wok is on fire. 223 00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:11,695 Oh, no! It's filled with oil! 224 00:26:25,376 --> 00:26:27,545 Who did this? 225 00:26:34,051 --> 00:26:36,846 Time's up! 226 00:26:37,054 --> 00:26:38,681 Bring your dishes! 227 00:26:44,937 --> 00:26:47,356 Apprentice Cheng. 228 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:51,193 Dish name, "A Beauty's Sweetness." 229 00:26:58,242 --> 00:27:02,580 The pumpkin is completely tasteless. 230 00:27:08,544 --> 00:27:11,088 Apprentice Wu. 231 00:27:11,297 --> 00:27:13,924 Dish name, "Very Very Fragrant." 232 00:27:15,342 --> 00:27:17,678 The plate's not even clean. 233 00:27:17,887 --> 00:27:19,763 How can you hope to be a chef? 234 00:27:21,765 --> 00:27:23,392 Go, go, go! 235 00:27:23,601 --> 00:27:25,561 Apprentice Little Melon. 236 00:27:25,769 --> 00:27:28,063 Dish name, "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup." 237 00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:32,234 Melon, what did you name your soup? 238 00:27:33,235 --> 00:27:36,030 It's "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup." 239 00:27:36,238 --> 00:27:38,657 What a stupid name. 240 00:27:38,866 --> 00:27:40,367 "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup"? 241 00:27:40,576 --> 00:27:42,870 He is such an idiot. 242 00:27:57,635 --> 00:28:01,055 Half a turnip, two tablespoons of tofu... 243 00:28:01,305 --> 00:28:03,015 ...three taels of wolf berries... 244 00:28:03,224 --> 00:28:05,309 ...ten apricots, some slices of oak... 245 00:28:05,518 --> 00:28:08,020 ...and eggplant. 246 00:28:08,229 --> 00:28:09,688 Shrimp soup with no shrimp? 247 00:28:09,897 --> 00:28:11,732 No shrimp? 248 00:28:12,900 --> 00:28:14,818 Make it again. 249 00:28:27,373 --> 00:28:29,375 Master, have mercy. 250 00:28:29,583 --> 00:28:31,794 I admit that I didn't make this soup. 251 00:28:32,002 --> 00:28:34,338 Please don't kick me out. 252 00:28:34,547 --> 00:28:35,756 Who made it? 253 00:28:38,259 --> 00:28:40,386 No fainting. Don't pass out! Get up! 254 00:28:43,180 --> 00:28:44,682 Speak. 255 00:28:45,641 --> 00:28:48,310 What are you doing, Mute? Are you crazy? 256 00:28:49,395 --> 00:28:52,690 Master, don't blame the mute, it's my fault. 257 00:28:52,898 --> 00:28:56,151 When I was preparing my soup, all my shrimp died. 258 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,028 I had no way to prepare the soup... 259 00:28:58,237 --> 00:28:59,822 ...so I asked the mute for help. 260 00:29:00,030 --> 00:29:01,865 How could the soup taste so terrible? 261 00:29:02,074 --> 00:29:07,037 Please give me another chance. 262 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,000 What did he say? 263 00:29:11,208 --> 00:29:14,169 He said it's his fault and he should bear the responsibility. 264 00:29:14,378 --> 00:29:17,840 No, it should be mine, it has nothing to do with the mute. 265 00:29:18,048 --> 00:29:22,428 Little Melon begs your pardon, Master. 266 00:29:22,636 --> 00:29:23,887 Kneel down! 267 00:29:24,930 --> 00:29:29,018 You idiots are like the lost tadpoles who are searching for their mother... 268 00:29:29,226 --> 00:29:30,686 ...but end up following a turtle! 269 00:29:30,894 --> 00:29:34,273 Why are we wasting our time on this? 270 00:29:34,773 --> 00:29:37,818 Master, they should both be thrown out on the street! 271 00:29:38,027 --> 00:29:41,697 Out on the streets begging for food. 272 00:29:41,905 --> 00:29:42,781 Nonsense. 273 00:30:03,427 --> 00:30:05,679 "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup." 274 00:30:05,888 --> 00:30:09,516 It's truly "A Good Bowl of Shrimp Soup"! 275 00:30:11,101 --> 00:30:13,103 It must be the elder brother's doing. 276 00:30:13,312 --> 00:30:14,605 Damn them! 277 00:30:14,813 --> 00:30:16,982 And now we're left fixing the outhouse. 278 00:30:17,191 --> 00:30:19,693 I must have revenge! 279 00:30:21,278 --> 00:30:22,529 Revenge! 280 00:30:34,124 --> 00:30:37,544 Twist a knife in their hearts? I'll sharpen the blade. 281 00:30:41,924 --> 00:30:43,425 KNIFE 282 00:30:44,885 --> 00:30:45,969 HEART 283 00:30:47,596 --> 00:30:48,764 GRIN AND BEAR IT 284 00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:51,600 Maybe you can bear it, but I can't! 285 00:30:52,267 --> 00:30:54,228 Hiding my spatula! 286 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,563 Murdering my shrimp! 287 00:30:56,772 --> 00:30:58,190 Stealing my money! 288 00:30:58,399 --> 00:31:00,693 Putting chili in my underwear! 289 00:31:00,901 --> 00:31:02,444 You set me up! 290 00:31:02,653 --> 00:31:04,863 I'll strike you dead! 291 00:31:26,552 --> 00:31:28,762 The soup was delicious... 292 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:31,515 ...yet we're still sent to the outhouse. 293 00:31:31,724 --> 00:31:35,018 When are we going to get our chance? 294 00:31:36,061 --> 00:31:40,149 When will I learn the Eight Courses? 295 00:31:44,153 --> 00:31:48,824 Don't you know, Master's Eight Courses are amazing. 296 00:31:49,032 --> 00:31:51,326 Nobody has ever figured out how Master does it. 297 00:31:51,535 --> 00:31:54,955 Especially the eighth course, "The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea." 298 00:31:55,164 --> 00:31:58,542 Even those who've spied on him... 299 00:32:00,335 --> 00:32:03,046 ...don't know how it's done. 300 00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:22,691 Off to the outhouse again? Diarrhea? 301 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:27,863 What is it? 302 00:32:28,071 --> 00:32:29,072 Get off me! 303 00:32:29,281 --> 00:32:30,365 What's wrong? 304 00:32:32,242 --> 00:32:33,619 Fire! 305 00:32:33,827 --> 00:32:35,704 Fire! Get up! 306 00:32:37,915 --> 00:32:39,333 Master! 307 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,709 What shall we do? 308 00:32:40,918 --> 00:32:42,169 Master is still inside! 309 00:32:42,377 --> 00:32:44,963 Master is burning inside! 310 00:32:45,172 --> 00:32:46,423 Master! 311 00:32:46,632 --> 00:32:49,051 What? 312 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,639 Understood? Quick! 313 00:32:54,348 --> 00:32:56,099 Mute, put this on! 314 00:32:56,308 --> 00:32:57,684 Hurry UP! 315 00:32:57,893 --> 00:32:59,520 Mute, go save the Master! 316 00:33:10,155 --> 00:33:12,699 You bunch of good-for-nothing idiots! 317 00:33:12,908 --> 00:33:17,412 Standing there slack-jawed... 318 00:33:17,621 --> 00:33:20,791 ...not even trying to rescue anyone. 319 00:33:22,501 --> 00:33:24,753 Utterly useless! 320 00:33:26,964 --> 00:33:29,800 I officially take the Mute as my pupil... 321 00:33:30,008 --> 00:33:32,344 ...to learn my culinary arts. 322 00:33:37,683 --> 00:33:39,351 kneel 323 00:33:56,368 --> 00:33:58,203 Chop. 324 00:34:20,475 --> 00:34:23,896 Be pragmatic... 325 00:34:24,104 --> 00:34:25,564 ...as a cook and as a man. 326 00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:31,361 Master is taking out his knife. 327 00:34:31,570 --> 00:34:33,113 He's beginning to chop! 328 00:34:33,322 --> 00:34:36,325 He's chopping. Chop! Chop! Chop! 329 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,287 He's finished chopping. 330 00:34:41,038 --> 00:34:44,124 -What's it like? -Looks like he didn't chop a thing. 331 00:34:44,333 --> 00:34:46,376 Master must be too old. 332 00:34:46,585 --> 00:34:49,755 I guess he has nothing left to teach. 333 00:35:37,135 --> 00:35:40,097 Now you know the first 7 courses. 334 00:35:40,305 --> 00:35:41,765 Is everything clear? 335 00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:49,815 Now I shall pass on the secret of the eighth course. 336 00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,776 "The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea." 337 00:35:59,199 --> 00:36:03,203 This course must be made in the blink of an eye. 338 00:36:03,412 --> 00:36:06,873 You must prepare the fish for cooking... 339 00:36:07,082 --> 00:36:08,375 ...while it's still alive. 340 00:36:09,042 --> 00:36:10,502 Even when it's served up... 341 00:36:10,711 --> 00:36:12,295 ...it doesn't yet realize it has died. 342 00:36:12,713 --> 00:36:15,507 It's still swimming in the soup. 343 00:36:15,716 --> 00:36:19,386 It tastes magnificent. 344 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:22,222 Everyone thinks that the secret... 345 00:36:22,431 --> 00:36:25,892 ...is my fast and precise slicing. 346 00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:29,021 Many have tried to learn my secret... 347 00:36:29,229 --> 00:36:32,941 ...but, still, I'm the only who can do it. 348 00:36:33,150 --> 00:36:35,819 Do you know why? 349 00:36:59,551 --> 00:37:03,263 This amazing black iron cleaver... 350 00:37:03,472 --> 00:37:07,309 ...is the real secret to this dish. 351 00:37:23,116 --> 00:37:27,954 ONE MONTH LATER 352 00:37:54,606 --> 00:37:58,235 I have passed all my skills onto you. 353 00:37:58,443 --> 00:38:01,863 Now I can die without regret. 354 00:38:46,158 --> 00:38:50,829 The poison is colorless and tasteless. 355 00:38:51,037 --> 00:38:53,290 It seems you are a master of toxins. 356 00:38:58,587 --> 00:39:00,797 Sorry for my disloyalty. 357 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:04,259 You could tell it was poisoned... 358 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:07,470 ...so why did you still eat it? 359 00:39:09,264 --> 00:39:13,101 The dish tastes really good. 360 00:39:13,310 --> 00:39:15,478 You have learned well. 361 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:19,733 Tell me, who are you? 362 00:39:19,941 --> 00:39:23,403 I've come here for revenge. 363 00:39:23,987 --> 00:39:28,200 I had no choice. 364 00:39:29,284 --> 00:39:34,206 My father was also a chef. 365 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:39,753 Fifteen years ago, he cooked for Eunuch Liu. 366 00:40:39,562 --> 00:40:41,231 Over the years... 367 00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,901 ...I have planned many ways to avenge him. 368 00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:53,702 But then I heard about the secret of your cleaver. 369 00:40:54,119 --> 00:40:57,330 The evil eunuch is fond of fine cuisine. 370 00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:00,041 So I knew he would eventually come to South Beauty. 371 00:41:23,148 --> 00:41:25,817 I never imagined... 372 00:41:26,026 --> 00:41:30,947 ...that vengeance could make one go crazy. 373 00:41:34,284 --> 00:41:36,828 But if you want to kill Eunuch Liu... 374 00:41:37,037 --> 00:41:39,205 ...you won't be able to use poison. 375 00:41:39,414 --> 00:41:40,915 As I prepare Master's... 376 00:41:41,124 --> 00:41:42,959 ..."The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea"... 377 00:41:43,168 --> 00:41:48,256 ...I will tempt the eunuch to move in for a closer look. 378 00:41:48,465 --> 00:41:53,970 And then you'll be close enough to use the cleaver? 379 00:41:58,433 --> 00:42:00,226 Yes. 380 00:42:01,186 --> 00:42:06,566 Only one of us can have the chance to cook for him... 381 00:42:07,150 --> 00:42:10,904 ...so I must die. 382 00:42:11,571 --> 00:42:13,865 For 15 years... 383 00:42:14,407 --> 00:42:17,327 ...I've suffered so much humiliation... 384 00:42:17,744 --> 00:42:22,207 ...waiting for this chance for revenge. 385 00:42:24,417 --> 00:42:28,505 Please forgive me, Master. 386 00:42:29,089 --> 00:42:34,177 My boy, you want to use this cleaver for revenge... 387 00:42:34,386 --> 00:42:39,599 ...but this cleaver is not for killing. 388 00:42:40,141 --> 00:42:42,894 Would you like to hear its story? 389 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,066 GREED 390 00:42:50,318 --> 00:42:52,987 I'm dead! 391 00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,242 Who is Fat Tang? 392 00:43:07,752 --> 00:43:09,379 Murderer! 393 00:43:09,921 --> 00:43:12,090 Who is Fat Tang? 394 00:43:12,298 --> 00:43:16,052 I don't know! I really don't know! 395 00:43:21,933 --> 00:43:23,768 Sir, I am known to the world as-- 396 00:43:38,616 --> 00:43:40,994 I am! 397 00:43:43,371 --> 00:43:47,417 I am Fat Tang! 398 00:43:53,756 --> 00:43:57,218 Oh, my lord, go easy on me, please. 399 00:43:57,427 --> 00:44:01,764 Fat Tang, the greatest swordsmith... 400 00:44:01,973 --> 00:44:06,686 ...now lives in a poor village... 401 00:44:07,061 --> 00:44:11,107 ...nailing horseshoes for a living. 402 00:44:12,484 --> 00:44:15,361 The greatest. 403 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:19,157 What a hollow title. 404 00:44:19,365 --> 00:44:22,410 I've made enough swords in my life. 405 00:44:23,912 --> 00:44:27,540 All I desire now is to pass my final days in peace... 406 00:44:27,749 --> 00:44:29,375 ...with the odd cockfight to bet on... 407 00:44:29,792 --> 00:44:31,377 ...some alcohol to drink... 408 00:44:31,586 --> 00:44:34,464 ...and to hide from the world's problems. 409 00:44:34,923 --> 00:44:37,425 Well said. 410 00:44:40,637 --> 00:44:46,726 Would you still be unmoved if you saw this? 411 00:44:47,143 --> 00:44:49,938 You, wandering swordsman. 412 00:44:50,146 --> 00:44:54,943 Where did you get this scrap iron? 413 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,529 Scrap iron? 414 00:44:57,737 --> 00:44:59,197 Where else in the world... 415 00:44:59,405 --> 00:45:01,074 ...can you find a piece of iron... 416 00:45:01,282 --> 00:45:03,993 ...as great as this? 417 00:45:04,410 --> 00:45:07,789 What iron could be so great? 418 00:45:14,420 --> 00:45:15,588 It's that... 419 00:45:17,549 --> 00:45:19,676 It really is that iron. 420 00:45:20,468 --> 00:45:25,848 I never thought that with one foot in the grave... 421 00:45:26,057 --> 00:45:30,061 ...I'd see it again. 422 00:45:32,146 --> 00:45:33,481 Many long years ago... 423 00:45:33,690 --> 00:45:35,400 ...the region was soaked in blood... 424 00:45:35,608 --> 00:45:37,777 ...as swordsmen fought each other... 425 00:45:37,986 --> 00:45:41,531 ...for the title of Greatest Swordsman. 426 00:45:41,739 --> 00:45:47,120 Old Dugu sought to end the violence and bring peace. 427 00:45:47,328 --> 00:45:50,290 He won the battles of Qilian, Dongfing,Zhongyuan“. 428 00:45:50,498 --> 00:45:52,375 ...and other countless duels... 429 00:45:52,584 --> 00:45:55,712 ...defeating many legendary masters. 430 00:45:55,920 --> 00:46:00,258 After each duel... 431 00:46:00,466 --> 00:46:03,970 ...he gathered their powerful weapons... 432 00:46:04,178 --> 00:46:07,765 ...putting an end to the pointless battles. 433 00:46:08,558 --> 00:46:12,145 Old Dugu had Fat Tang... 434 00:46:12,353 --> 00:46:15,106 ...melt all the weapons... 435 00:46:15,315 --> 00:46:20,194 ...into a lump of powerful black iron. 436 00:46:20,403 --> 00:46:24,866 Then Old Dugu took the iron and retreated into the shadows. 437 00:46:25,074 --> 00:46:27,535 When he died... 438 00:46:27,744 --> 00:46:31,122 ...the black iron was buried with him... 439 00:46:31,331 --> 00:46:33,625 ...in his secret tomb. 440 00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:41,674 This is Old Dugu's black iron. 441 00:46:41,883 --> 00:46:43,593 Where did you get it? 442 00:46:44,927 --> 00:46:48,765 Naturally, I dug it up from his grave. 443 00:46:50,516 --> 00:46:56,522 Is Old Dugu's grave... 444 00:46:57,190 --> 00:47:00,193 ...as easily located as my shop? 445 00:47:01,778 --> 00:47:05,281 No one but his son could locate it. 446 00:47:06,616 --> 00:47:09,035 You? Are you--? 447 00:47:09,243 --> 00:47:13,831 I am Dugu's son, Dugu Cheng. 448 00:47:38,147 --> 00:47:43,611 Blasphemy. You desecrated your own father's grave? 449 00:47:43,986 --> 00:47:45,822 Don't make me laugh. 450 00:47:46,030 --> 00:47:48,866 Isn't my father also your father? 451 00:48:08,219 --> 00:48:09,554 You... 452 00:48:10,638 --> 00:48:13,391 For this piece of black iron... 453 00:48:13,599 --> 00:48:17,061 ...you dug up your father's resting place? 454 00:48:17,270 --> 00:48:18,896 What you've done is too-- 455 00:48:23,067 --> 00:48:25,611 You're too greedy. 456 00:48:26,696 --> 00:48:29,949 Fate will catch up with you eventually. 457 00:48:30,158 --> 00:48:32,076 You're right about me. 458 00:48:33,035 --> 00:48:34,620 I am greedy. 459 00:48:35,496 --> 00:48:40,126 But I have Old Dugu's blood running through my veins. 460 00:48:40,334 --> 00:48:43,963 My fate is to be the Greatest Swordsman. 461 00:48:44,172 --> 00:48:45,798 Old Dugu! 462 00:48:46,007 --> 00:48:49,635 Why did you leave this iron behind? 463 00:48:50,303 --> 00:48:54,974 Why didn't you let me pour the molten iron away? 464 00:48:57,643 --> 00:48:59,604 Master, you've got a point. 465 00:49:00,354 --> 00:49:03,941 You know how to melt this iron... 466 00:49:04,233 --> 00:49:08,279 ...so surely you can forge it into a sword. 467 00:49:08,488 --> 00:49:10,490 No! 468 00:49:10,698 --> 00:49:14,327 This black iron is cursed with a murderous spirit. 469 00:49:14,952 --> 00:49:21,876 Your father wanted the killing to stop. 470 00:49:22,460 --> 00:49:27,089 That's why he hid it. 471 00:49:27,298 --> 00:49:31,761 And I swore... 472 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:37,767 ...to never forge weapons again. 473 00:49:38,935 --> 00:49:45,566 Swordsmith Fat Tang is already dead. 474 00:49:49,737 --> 00:49:53,825 We fight no more. 475 00:50:02,750 --> 00:50:05,211 Don't faint. 476 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:09,131 I'll chop off one of your legs and then see how you feel. 477 00:50:09,340 --> 00:50:14,262 Fine! Fine! 478 00:50:16,931 --> 00:50:19,350 My precious Iron Head... 479 00:50:24,772 --> 00:50:28,234 ...you didn't deserve to die like this. 480 00:50:29,610 --> 00:50:31,404 I will only ask once. 481 00:50:31,612 --> 00:50:36,826 Will you make me a sword or not? 482 00:50:42,164 --> 00:50:44,834 I Will! 483 00:51:34,592 --> 00:51:37,219 Today, I become the Greatest Swordsman. 484 00:51:37,803 --> 00:51:40,222 I'll spare your life as a witness. 485 00:52:01,869 --> 00:52:06,415 Dugu Cheng, for this piece of iron... 486 00:52:06,624 --> 00:52:08,501 ...you've slaughtered so many. 487 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:10,962 Even your own brother! 488 00:52:11,170 --> 00:52:15,633 You even dug up your father's grave! 489 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:18,594 Your greed is beyond belief. 490 00:52:18,803 --> 00:52:20,096 You lack all morality. 491 00:52:20,304 --> 00:52:21,347 You say I'm greedy? 492 00:52:22,765 --> 00:52:24,350 So then what brought you here? 493 00:52:25,476 --> 00:52:27,311 To avenge my father! 494 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:29,438 -To avenge my wife! -To avenge my sister! 495 00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:31,065 To avenge my master's sister! 496 00:52:31,273 --> 00:52:33,567 To save this country... 497 00:52:33,776 --> 00:52:36,445 ...from an evil swordsman! 498 00:52:36,654 --> 00:52:39,281 To uphold the peace! 499 00:52:40,533 --> 00:52:42,743 I want the black iron. 500 00:52:43,577 --> 00:52:45,454 You want the black iron. 501 00:52:45,663 --> 00:52:49,333 Let's see if it agrees. 502 00:52:49,542 --> 00:52:52,169 You've already forged it into a sword? 503 00:52:54,880 --> 00:52:58,467 The greatest sword. 504 00:53:52,438 --> 00:53:54,190 What is this sword? 505 00:54:43,864 --> 00:54:45,866 A great sword. 506 00:54:59,505 --> 00:55:04,969 I've got to move. 507 00:55:08,973 --> 00:55:11,058 Uncle Blacksmith... 508 00:55:11,267 --> 00:55:12,977 ...I want to forge a sword. 509 00:55:13,185 --> 00:55:15,896 Silly child, why do you need a sword? 510 00:55:17,523 --> 00:55:20,860 If I had a sword, no one would bully me. 511 00:55:21,318 --> 00:55:23,654 I'll give you this rooster instead. 512 00:55:25,698 --> 00:55:27,575 Please, I'm begging you. 513 00:55:28,993 --> 00:55:30,536 Get up. 514 00:55:33,831 --> 00:55:37,168 What do you want to be when you grow up? 515 00:55:37,376 --> 00:55:39,295 I want to be a swordsman... 516 00:55:39,503 --> 00:55:41,839 ...someone respected. 517 00:55:43,132 --> 00:55:45,467 Silly child... 518 00:55:45,968 --> 00:55:50,556 ...a swordsman's blade only brings sorrow. 519 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:53,475 Listen to me... 520 00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:58,898 ...only a chef's blade can bring joy. 521 00:55:59,481 --> 00:56:02,151 I'll forge you a cleaver... 522 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:05,654 ...that brings happiness. 523 00:56:06,739 --> 00:56:08,574 Let's go! 524 00:56:08,782 --> 00:56:12,286 Let me see... 525 00:56:14,413 --> 00:56:19,210 Right! There it is. 526 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:29,303 This will be perfect. 527 00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:34,183 Without a doubt... 528 00:56:35,017 --> 00:56:39,104 ...it's the very best iron. 529 00:56:40,356 --> 00:56:42,566 It's great to be a chef. 530 00:56:42,775 --> 00:56:45,110 In the future, you can open your own restaurant... 531 00:56:45,319 --> 00:56:47,988 ...and people will come from all over... 532 00:56:48,197 --> 00:56:50,866 ...to eat your delicious food. 533 00:56:51,075 --> 00:56:53,911 Isn't that better than being a swordsman? 534 00:56:59,959 --> 00:57:05,839 Child, take this cleaver. It will bring you happiness. 535 00:57:19,979 --> 00:57:22,314 Elder brother, Why'd you have to die? 536 00:57:22,523 --> 00:57:24,858 He picked the right time to keel over! 537 00:57:26,318 --> 00:57:29,196 No, no! 538 00:57:34,660 --> 00:57:36,704 Oh, Master! 539 00:57:37,454 --> 00:57:40,207 If there's no one to cook tomorrow... 540 00:57:40,416 --> 00:57:43,294 ...then there's no need for any of you. 541 00:57:43,502 --> 00:57:45,504 Kill them. Kill them all. 542 00:57:45,713 --> 00:57:47,131 Mercy! 543 00:57:47,339 --> 00:57:48,716 I have an 80-year-old wife... 544 00:57:48,924 --> 00:57:51,176 ...and an unmarried mother! 545 00:57:51,385 --> 00:57:54,138 Please, I'm only a customer here. I don't know any of them. 546 00:57:54,346 --> 00:57:57,057 There is someone! There's someone who can cook. 547 00:58:30,549 --> 00:58:32,051 Your Excellency-- 548 00:58:39,683 --> 00:58:40,934 No problem... 549 00:58:41,560 --> 00:58:45,397 ...just be careful in your next life. 550 00:58:45,606 --> 00:58:46,732 Dear Lord, have mercy! 551 00:59:02,498 --> 00:59:03,791 Go! 552 00:59:16,845 --> 00:59:21,475 By the Royal Eunuch's order, start! 553 00:59:45,666 --> 00:59:47,626 Dish name? 554 00:59:48,252 --> 00:59:51,296 "Green Hills in a Single Color." 555 00:59:56,885 --> 00:59:59,012 South Beauty presents... 556 00:59:59,221 --> 01:00:00,764 ..."Green Hills in a Single Color." 557 01:00:00,973 --> 01:00:02,683 Your Grace, please. 558 01:00:11,275 --> 01:00:12,359 Second course. 559 01:00:27,749 --> 01:00:29,543 "Yin and Yang Divided Into Two." 560 01:00:32,880 --> 01:00:35,174 South Beauty's second course. 561 01:00:35,382 --> 01:00:37,134 Your Grace, please. 562 01:00:37,759 --> 01:00:39,636 Third course. 563 01:00:39,845 --> 01:00:42,306 "Three Ounces of Love." 564 01:00:44,391 --> 01:00:45,684 Fourth course. 565 01:00:46,518 --> 01:00:47,936 "Four Seas, One Home." 566 01:00:49,688 --> 01:00:51,190 Fifth course. 567 01:00:51,398 --> 01:00:52,649 "Snowflakes in May." 568 01:00:52,858 --> 01:00:55,611 -Sixth course. -"Beauty of the Six Southern Dynasties." 569 01:00:55,819 --> 01:00:58,155 -Seventh. -"The Crescent Moon Among Seven Stars." 570 01:01:28,644 --> 01:01:30,354 Mama. 571 01:01:34,816 --> 01:01:39,238 His Excellency is very pleased with these dishes. 572 01:01:39,446 --> 01:01:43,742 The chef may prepare the final course. 573 01:01:45,494 --> 01:01:48,330 Prepare the eighth course. 574 01:01:48,539 --> 01:01:52,042 Your Excellency, for the eighth course, "The Eight Immortals Cross the Sea"... 575 01:01:52,251 --> 01:01:56,255 -...I humbly suggest you watch very closely. -Accepted! 576 01:01:56,463 --> 01:02:00,551 Please move His Excellency's chair closer. 577 01:02:20,195 --> 01:02:21,530 Movement complete! 578 01:03:45,822 --> 01:03:48,533 Now start preparing the eighth course. 579 01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:53,205 Hey, hurry UP- 580 01:04:02,172 --> 01:04:03,632 Want to die? 581 01:04:03,840 --> 01:04:08,428 No! The mute suggested that to appreciate the eighth course... 582 01:04:08,637 --> 01:04:13,141 ...His Excellency should come even closer. 583 01:04:13,892 --> 01:04:15,977 Even closer? 584 01:04:16,186 --> 01:04:18,772 This chef has some plot. 585 01:04:18,980 --> 01:04:22,025 Take him outside and kill him! 586 01:04:22,234 --> 01:04:25,320 Have mercy! 587 01:04:25,529 --> 01:04:27,030 We only make the suggestion... 588 01:04:27,239 --> 01:04:29,116 ...because of the dish's secret. 589 01:04:29,324 --> 01:04:31,535 Wait, the dish's secret? 590 01:04:34,079 --> 01:04:36,039 Let's hear it. 591 01:04:36,248 --> 01:04:37,791 Your Excellency... 592 01:04:37,999 --> 01:04:40,001 ...the secret of this course... 593 01:04:40,210 --> 01:04:43,213 ...lies in the chef's carving skills. 594 01:04:43,422 --> 01:04:46,883 He must (Xe-same, gut... 595 01:04:47,092 --> 01:04:49,469 ...and cook the fish before it knows it's dead. 596 01:04:49,678 --> 01:04:52,431 The fish even keeps swimming afterwards. 597 01:04:52,639 --> 01:04:54,891 Your Excellency, the mastery involved... 598 01:04:55,100 --> 01:04:59,146 ...is not just in the taste of the soup. 599 01:05:03,525 --> 01:05:05,485 Interesting. 600 01:05:06,778 --> 01:05:08,113 Allow. 601 01:05:13,410 --> 01:05:16,663 Your Excellency, as your humble servant, I-- 602 01:05:17,038 --> 01:05:19,332 Move me. 603 01:06:01,166 --> 01:06:03,418 Take me to the bathroom. 604 01:06:04,085 --> 01:06:07,088 Your Excellency, congratulations. 605 01:06:07,297 --> 01:06:11,426 Excellent digestion, Your Excellency! 606 01:06:13,053 --> 01:06:16,056 This chef looks... 607 01:06:18,683 --> 01:06:22,229 ...quite handsome. 608 01:06:36,201 --> 01:06:40,455 They always said there's more to you, and they're right. 609 01:06:40,664 --> 01:06:44,084 No wonder the Big Eight Chef wanted to adopt you. 610 01:06:44,292 --> 01:06:47,212 He always wanted his own son. 611 01:06:47,420 --> 01:06:49,464 I've always known you had potential... 612 01:06:49,673 --> 01:06:51,633 ...with courage and a bright outlook. 613 01:06:51,842 --> 01:06:55,095 South Beauty will prosper. 614 01:06:55,303 --> 01:06:57,055 Let's immediately open another branch! 615 01:07:13,530 --> 01:07:15,073 Remove my outer clothing. 616 01:07:15,532 --> 01:07:18,952 The Royal Eunuch has fallen into the cesspit! 617 01:07:20,287 --> 01:07:23,832 An army trains for 1,000 days to fight one battle. 618 01:07:24,040 --> 01:07:26,251 Today is that day. 619 01:07:26,459 --> 01:07:28,503 We must rescue His Excellency! 620 01:07:28,712 --> 01:07:31,423 Your Excellency, you have to float to the surface! 621 01:07:31,631 --> 01:07:33,466 Don't open your mouth! 622 01:07:33,675 --> 01:07:34,634 Don't eat anything! 623 01:07:34,843 --> 01:07:37,929 Your Excellency, grab my spear! 624 01:07:39,055 --> 01:07:41,224 Idiot! Why did you use the sharp end? 625 01:07:41,433 --> 01:07:44,227 When I get up there, you're all dead! 626 01:07:51,151 --> 01:07:54,529 The Royal Eunuch has passed away! 627 01:08:15,842 --> 01:08:17,802 My boy... 628 01:08:18,011 --> 01:08:21,514 ...you want to use the cleaver for revenge... 629 01:08:21,723 --> 01:08:26,853 ...but it's not for killing. 630 01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:32,025 The Royal Eunuch would've died anyways. 631 01:08:32,233 --> 01:08:36,988 I didn't kill him, but he still died. 632 01:08:37,197 --> 01:08:40,784 Master still died. 633 01:08:40,992 --> 01:08:46,331 If I didn't kill Master... 634 01:08:46,539 --> 01:08:48,458 ...the Royal Eunuch still would have died. 635 01:08:48,667 --> 01:08:52,462 If I didn't kill Master, he still would have died. 636 01:08:52,671 --> 01:08:54,381 Chopper. 637 01:08:54,589 --> 01:08:57,217 Chopper. 638 01:08:57,425 --> 01:08:59,844 Why did you steal that crazy man's cleaver? 639 01:09:01,805 --> 01:09:04,724 I want to kill Big Beard... 640 01:09:04,933 --> 01:09:07,060 ...and save Madam Mei! 641 01:09:10,397 --> 01:09:14,651 Off to fight again. What about dinner? 642 01:09:24,911 --> 01:09:27,789 Where is Big Beard? 643 01:09:29,249 --> 01:09:31,668 Where is Big Beard? 644 01:09:31,876 --> 01:09:34,462 I'll carve pig head tattoos... 645 01:09:34,671 --> 01:09:36,339 ...on every inch of his body! 646 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:45,557 Boss, go home and butcher pigs. 647 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:50,145 -Stop coming over here. -Okay. 648 01:09:51,271 --> 01:09:56,026 Is acting like an idiot your hobby? Look at that crappy kitchen cleaver. 649 01:09:59,112 --> 01:10:00,655 Crappy kitchen cleaver? 650 01:10:02,157 --> 01:10:04,451 I'll show you! 651 01:10:17,213 --> 01:10:18,465 You want to die? 652 01:11:04,803 --> 01:11:08,264 REPLAY OF THE ACCIDENT 653 01:11:27,242 --> 01:11:29,077 He's not dead! 654 01:11:36,918 --> 01:11:38,211 Run! 655 01:13:22,106 --> 01:13:23,816 If Madam Mei... 656 01:13:24,025 --> 01:13:25,944 ...could stay with me every day... 657 01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:34,285 ...and we chopped meat together, wouldn't it be perfect? 658 01:13:34,494 --> 01:13:36,371 Yes. 659 01:14:14,117 --> 01:14:15,743 A toast to our hero. 660 01:14:15,952 --> 01:14:18,538 Madam Mei admires your bravery. 661 01:14:38,891 --> 01:14:40,977 Is that really you, Madam Mei? 662 01:14:41,728 --> 01:14:43,688 Before... 663 01:14:44,188 --> 01:14:46,941 ...I only saw you in my dreams! 664 01:14:47,150 --> 01:14:52,864 Why don't you go dance with your cleaver... 665 01:14:53,072 --> 01:14:57,285 ...while Madam Mei plays her flute? 666 01:14:57,493 --> 01:14:58,453 No! 667 01:14:58,953 --> 01:15:02,373 -I'd rather write a poem for Madam Mei. -Sounds great. 668 01:15:03,249 --> 01:15:09,172 But I don't know how to write. Yes, a cleaver dance! 669 01:15:58,846 --> 01:16:02,809 How come Madam Mei isn't smiling? 670 01:16:03,017 --> 01:16:04,352 She never smiles. 671 01:16:04,560 --> 01:16:07,730 But deep inside, she is filled with happiness. 672 01:16:07,939 --> 01:16:09,857 Rubbish! 673 01:16:11,025 --> 01:16:14,904 I know that expression. 674 01:16:15,113 --> 01:16:18,324 When my dad died... 675 01:16:18,533 --> 01:16:22,912 ...my morn had that look. Not happy. 676 01:16:23,162 --> 01:16:25,748 Then when was she happy again? 677 01:16:25,957 --> 01:16:30,711 When my mom remarried, she was happy. 678 01:16:31,462 --> 01:16:35,049 So I will make Madam Mei happy! 679 01:16:35,508 --> 01:16:37,718 I will marry her! 680 01:16:38,636 --> 01:16:44,559 Decorate the whole courtyard with peach blossoms! 681 01:16:45,643 --> 01:16:48,146 Chopper. 682 01:16:48,354 --> 01:16:50,940 Big Beard. 683 01:16:51,774 --> 01:16:55,445 Chopper turned into Big Beard. 684 01:17:36,736 --> 01:17:39,238 I appreciate the care you've given me. 685 01:17:39,447 --> 01:17:43,868 I asked a troupe to perform a play that expresses my true feelings. 686 01:17:44,076 --> 01:17:45,578 I hope you will like it. 687 01:17:48,331 --> 01:17:49,540 Okay. 688 01:18:06,974 --> 01:18:08,851 Stupid butcher! 689 01:18:09,060 --> 01:18:10,937 This is interesting. 690 01:18:11,145 --> 01:18:13,231 What's even more interesting... 691 01:18:13,439 --> 01:18:16,400 ...is how similar it is to our situation. 692 01:18:16,943 --> 01:18:18,736 Right. 693 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:19,922 My love... 694 01:19:20,131 --> 01:19:23,801 ...do you still love me? 695 01:19:24,010 --> 01:19:26,220 I've never... 696 01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,890 ...forgotten you. 697 01:19:50,745 --> 01:19:54,498 Please go upstairs, sir. 698 01:19:56,292 --> 01:19:58,961 He's coming. He's going to kill you. 699 01:19:59,170 --> 01:20:00,671 You've got to leave. 700 01:20:00,880 --> 01:20:04,008 No. Let's flee together! 701 01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:05,468 Go now! 702 01:20:05,676 --> 01:20:07,470 I want to take you far away from here. 703 01:20:07,678 --> 01:20:08,679 Leave, hurry! 704 01:20:08,888 --> 01:20:10,681 To faraway places. 705 01:20:28,407 --> 01:20:30,451 Oh, my beauty. 706 01:20:39,877 --> 01:20:41,504 Come here! 707 01:20:43,381 --> 01:20:45,091 Beast! 708 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:47,218 I'll kill you! 709 01:21:29,969 --> 01:21:31,887 Stop! Stop! 710 01:21:32,680 --> 01:21:34,682 What is this crap? 711 01:21:34,890 --> 01:21:37,351 Why am I in it? 712 01:21:37,560 --> 01:21:38,853 Are you playing me? 713 01:21:40,146 --> 01:21:42,022 Yes, he's playing YOU- 714 01:21:43,023 --> 01:21:45,151 And him? 715 01:21:45,359 --> 01:21:46,485 He's playing Big Beard. 716 01:21:47,403 --> 01:21:48,779 And him? 717 01:21:48,988 --> 01:21:50,114 He's playing me. 718 01:21:51,407 --> 01:21:53,200 And him? Who is he? 719 01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:55,911 He... 720 01:21:57,747 --> 01:21:59,832 He's playing me. 721 01:22:00,040 --> 01:22:03,043 How? How can this be you? 722 01:22:03,252 --> 01:22:05,546 Everyone knows that I love peach blossoms. 723 01:22:05,755 --> 01:22:07,798 But nobody knows why. 724 01:22:20,478 --> 01:22:25,191 We've been in love since childhood. 725 01:22:25,399 --> 01:22:28,110 The peach blossoms and the flute's song formed our oath. 726 01:22:28,319 --> 01:22:29,403 Five years ago... 727 01:22:29,612 --> 01:22:31,989 ...Mei was abducted... 728 01:22:32,531 --> 01:22:34,950 ...and sold to this place. 729 01:22:36,327 --> 01:22:39,622 I traveled all over looking for her... 730 01:22:40,039 --> 01:22:42,208 ...until one year ago... 731 01:22:43,334 --> 01:22:45,336 ...when I finally found her. 732 01:22:45,544 --> 01:22:47,087 We wanted to run away... 733 01:22:47,296 --> 01:22:49,215 ...but we were prevented from doing so. 734 01:22:49,423 --> 01:22:52,218 We needed to get rid of Big Beard. 735 01:22:53,177 --> 01:22:55,262 Then you appeared again. 736 01:22:55,471 --> 01:22:56,972 Where is Big Beard? 737 01:23:02,186 --> 01:23:05,940 Get out of here! Go! 738 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:08,150 I hope our paths cross again. 739 01:23:10,319 --> 01:23:11,529 Madam Mei. 740 01:23:13,614 --> 01:23:17,910 Can we have lunch together? 741 01:23:18,577 --> 01:23:21,622 Chopper, you are a good person. 742 01:23:22,498 --> 01:23:24,500 This is wonderful! 743 01:23:24,708 --> 01:23:26,460 The lovers finally reunited. 744 01:23:26,669 --> 01:23:30,005 It's a happy ending after all. 745 01:23:31,465 --> 01:23:33,300 It's so touching. 746 01:23:33,509 --> 01:23:35,636 I wish you a long, happy life together. 747 01:23:35,845 --> 01:23:37,096 Have a son soon. 748 01:23:37,304 --> 01:23:38,764 Have a safe journey... 749 01:23:38,973 --> 01:23:41,016 ...and keep in touch. 750 01:23:41,308 --> 01:23:43,018 THE END 751 01:23:43,227 --> 01:23:45,771 We'll miss you. 752 01:23:46,772 --> 01:23:48,107 No! 753 01:23:48,315 --> 01:23:51,318 This is not the same as my dream! 754 01:23:53,529 --> 01:23:55,698 I don't want to be a good person! 755 01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:58,117 I want Madam Mei! 756 01:23:58,325 --> 01:24:00,286 You can't take Madam Mei from me! 757 01:24:03,330 --> 01:24:04,957 Do you see what's in my hand? 758 01:24:05,165 --> 01:24:06,584 Cleaver. 759 01:24:07,084 --> 01:24:08,878 How did you get a cleaver? 760 01:24:09,086 --> 01:24:10,170 It's yours. 761 01:24:10,379 --> 01:24:12,631 -What about the one in my hand? -It's fake. 762 01:24:12,840 --> 01:24:15,926 Liar! How can you say mine is fake? 763 01:24:16,135 --> 01:24:17,970 Because I was the one who switched it. 764 01:24:33,110 --> 01:24:35,529 Give me back my cleaver! 765 01:24:57,509 --> 01:25:00,429 CHOPPER VS. THE FLUTIST 766 01:25:44,807 --> 01:25:46,100 This cleaver... 767 01:25:46,308 --> 01:25:49,019 Actually, I never switched the cleaver. 768 01:25:49,395 --> 01:25:51,689 You had the real cleaver all along. 769 01:26:01,281 --> 01:26:03,117 But you threw it away. 770 01:26:03,325 --> 01:26:04,743 REAL CLEAVER FAKE CLEAVER 771 01:26:06,161 --> 01:26:07,579 You... 772 01:26:07,788 --> 01:26:09,581 You can't even tell true from fake. 773 01:26:09,832 --> 01:26:12,751 You don't deserve such a great cleaver! 774 01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:14,712 Give me back the cleaver! 775 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:27,725 This is wonderful! 776 01:26:27,933 --> 01:26:30,144 The lovers finally reunited. 777 01:26:30,352 --> 01:26:33,439 It's a happy ending after all. 778 01:26:35,274 --> 01:26:37,776 I wish you a long, happy life together. 779 01:26:37,985 --> 01:26:39,236 Have a son soon. 780 01:26:39,445 --> 01:26:40,988 Have a safe journey... 781 01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:43,699 ...and keep in touch! 782 01:26:44,324 --> 01:26:48,787 Madam Mei, keep in touch! 783 01:26:48,996 --> 01:26:53,375 Remember to come back and visit us!